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ARTOSIS

by Ken Ashcorp

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    Dan "Artosis" Stemkoski is a Starcraft and Starcraft 2 commentator. What more is there to say about our analytical co-caster? When Tasteless needs to know the walk speed of Stalkers, Artosis is always there to provide him with the knowledge we all crave!

    Dan, your dedication to Starcraft might possibly be unrivalled. I have faith in you, whatever you do! Imba Fighting!
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lyrics

This is how it all ends
Tell your guinea pig friends
That this man can't be ignored
Don't step back on your word
We all know what we heard
Now swallow that damn sword

Cause San Zenith's a man
and July's got a plan
and MC is OP
Let's repeat Season 3

When Huk tells you to hush
You just 4 warpgate rush
Keep trying, Leenock
There's still cans to crush

Canadian bred
The stats in his head, making me insane
The patch notes tell of "nerfed colossus"?
Here it goes again!

A R T O S I S
Rollin' like a god damn baneling nest
Strollin' cause he rocks that P v Z
Ballin when he casts on GomTV

G S L he's M V P
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
BAM Tastosis everyday!

It's utterly tasteful
How you make me feel
And your wordplay and haircut would make young girls squeal
Here's the deal
We won't call you mermaid
The day Idra types "GG well played"

We all love MKP
And that baller Nestea
It's a shame bit by bit
Isn't on TV

When life deals you some fruit
You make "Virus shake"
The up and down's too much for me to take

The casting archon
It goes on and on, making me insane
The patch notes say "Queens cost no supply"?
Here it goes again

(MY LIFE FOR)

A R T O S I S
Rollin' like a god damn baneling nest
Strollin' cause he rocks that P v Z
Ballin when he casts on GomTV

(GSL, baby)
G S L he's M V P
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
BAM Tastosis everyday!

A R T O S I S
Rollin' like a god damn baneling nest
Strollin' cause he rocks that P v Z
Ballin when he casts on GomTV

G S L he's M V P
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
BAM Tastosis everyday!

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released March 15, 2011

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Ken Ashcorp Nottingham, UK

A cute panda on the internet making songs about Video Games, Cartoons and Anime!
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